The Machine

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Set 23 years after the original story which inspired it, The Machine finds Bert Kreischer facing familial crisis and the arrival of his estranged father when the ghost of his booze-soaked past arrives: a murderous mobster hellbent on kidnapping Bert back to the motherland to atone for his crimes.



1 hr 52 min

Opened May, 26th 2023

R for for strong violence, pervasive language, drug use and some sexual references.


Bert Kreischer
Mark Hamill
Jimmy Tatro
Iva Babic
Robert Maaser
Stephanie Kurtzuba
Jessica Gabor
Rita Bernard Shaw
Nikola Ðuricko
Oleg Taktarov


Peter Atencio


Kevin Biegel, Scotty Landes

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